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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept
refusing, but he bought one anyway.

"I'll tell you what," he told her. "In the spirit of
compromise, why don't you name the boat?" Being a good
sport, she accepted.

When her husband went to the dock for the maiden voyage,
this is the name he saw painted on the side: "For Sale."
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Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth
and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and
steal: but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where
neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not
break through nor steal: for where your treasure is, there
will your heart be also.

The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be
single, thy whole body shall be full of light. But if thine
eye be evil, thy whole body shall be full of darkness. If
therefore the light that is in thee be darkness, how great
is that darkness!

No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the
one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one,
and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
-Matthew 6:19

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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