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Kid Jokes :: #569 By Tabish Rizvi from Karachi Sindh Pakistan A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction." Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication." Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long division!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Health :: #6016 By Rosemary from Schaumburg USA. Burning candles and your health Scientists have recently examined whether burning candles can be a source of indoor air pollution. They've found a couple of important things. First. - They've determined that some candles on the market, mostly those that are imported, still contain lead in the wick as a stiffening agent. Most U.S. candle manufacturers stopped using lead in candles in 1974. Research shows that burning lead-wick candles can cause exposure to harmful amount of lead. Second. - They've determined that burning several candles at once can cause exposure to other harmful chemicals, including some known human carcinogens. One study that compared different types of candles found greater exposure to harmful chemicals with paraffin candles and less exposure with candles made of beeswax or soy. - Mayo Clinic -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com