A very drunk patron at a bar is trying to impress everyone with his
fighting ability. "I am trained in every hand-to-hand combat there is,"
he says.
To further prove his point, he walks up to a man sitting at the bar and
hits him behind the neck! "Karate chop from China," he says.
The poor man gets off the floor and sits in his seat, saying nothing.
The big man hits him again. "Judo from Japan."
The man once again picks himself up off the floor and continues sipping
his drink.
The man walks up to him and hits him again. "That's a nerve pinch from
Korea."
After a few minutes, the man is able to move again. Instead of getting
back on his bar stool he walks out. Ten minutes later he walks in with a
large board in his hands and hits the drunk with the board.
The man looks down at his tormenter and says, "Two-by-four from Sears."
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