| | Miscellaneous Jokes :: #16809 By Anonymous from USA. A man was walking down the street when he came across a body lying on the sidewalk. He ran to a phone and called 911.
The operator asked him where he was and the man replied, "I'm on Sycamore Drive."
"How do you spell that?" the operator asked.
"S-i-c-k
" the man began. "No, s-i-c-a
.." no, s-i-k-a
. oh heck, let me drag him over to Lake street and I'll call you back."
Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | Love & Dating :: #2317 By mike swindlehurst from bournemouth United Kingdom Ingredients for a wedding Ingredients
4-lb of love
1-lb of youth
0.5-lb of good looks
1-lb of sweet temper
1-lb of blindness to faults
1-lb of self-forgetfulness
1-lb of powdered wit
1-lb of good humor
2 -tbsp of sweet argument
1- pint of rippling laughter
1- wine glass of common sense
1- oz of modesty
Put the love, good looks and sweet temper into a well-furnished house. Beat the butter of youth to a cream and mix well to blindness of faults.
Stir the pounded wit and good humor in to the sweet argument; then add the rippling laughter and common sense. Work the whole together until everything is mixed and bake gently forever.
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