Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for August 2nd 2012

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for Aug. 2, 2012! Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. Clever News Reporter A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey. Crazy Laws - Iowa It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp. A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. One-armed piano players must perform for free. In Indianola IO, the "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned. In Fort Madison IO, the fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. In Ottumwa IO, within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know. In Marshalltown IO, Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants Ready To Laugh? Come to AhaJokes.com for more fun any time! Visit our funny pics, funny vids, or funny forwards sections for a good laugh!  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2012 Aha!Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahajokes@hotmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someone else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. We do not randomly send these newsletters out, and you can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list