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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #2983 By Ehryn Blacker from Azerbaijan Two classmates were chatting in their lunch break... "I know how to get money real quick" says one," how?" "go to your dad and say, "I know the truth" and he'll give you money" So the young boy went home and said "dad, I know the truth" and his dad gave him ten dollars and told him not to tell anyone 'the truth'. He then went to his mother, " Mom, I know the truth" he said. "Please don't tell your dad" she said and gave him twenty dollars. Content with thirty dollars he went outside to go to the arcade and saw the milkman. "I know the truth," he shouted out. The milkman replied "Well come and hug your real father then" Forward this joke to your friends >>   One-Liners :: #466 By Pooja Khetan from Akola India Living in this WORLD full of people belonging to DIFFERENT RELIGIONS Obey and respect everyone's religion if you want your religion to be respected     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com