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Animal Jokes :: #22764
By Anonymous from USA.
Deep within a forest little turtle begins to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs and crashes to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps, and falls to the ground. The turtle tries again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watch his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turns to her mate.
"Dear,' she chirps, 'I think it's time to tell him he's adopted.'
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Education :: #618
By Sikiru Rabiu from Lagos Nigeria
Learn to be wise
1. Don't spread the net when the bird you want to catch is watching.
2. Ornithological specimen of identical plumage invariably conglomerate to the nearest proximity. in other words, birds of a feather flock together.
3. It is better to be a lion a day than to be a sheep all your life time.
4. It is only a mad man and a fool that will not change while others do.
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