| | ![The Joke of The Day](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_s0mmJOqLYb2dDNKEemWP3v9Cq4vL1XSNp795mwWUBMtpTqEsROm0ROgFmsM5tTME-tPjBmLRmO0TN15vs_W7GJwxAyS4GK48rCV0yGzSJg1CGC5nM=s0-d) Puns :: #6092 By Anonymous from USA. - EVER WONDER
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- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
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- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
- made with real lemons?
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- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
- don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
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- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | ![The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_t830MFOVMe4UxNEXduxy-AEddLUtZpoSi-sy30nUuG9gyJR9JZRWjhuI86TubVeGb7NVMzNOly8_fU0jZrUMJ5SOyTrdJ860-92qz_FFBSC5S3uQ=s0-d) Safety :: #5108 By Anonymous from USA. Stay safe in a thunderstorm 1. Be aware that lightning can follow electrical wires and phone lines.
2. If you can hear thunder, you are within striking distance.
3. If you are driving during a thunderstorm, you should stay in your car with the windows closed
4. You shouldn't take a shower, wash dishes or do laundry.
5. If you are swimming or boating when a storm starts, head for shore immediately.
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