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Teachers Jokes :: #729 By Emilio Candia from Santiago R. M. Chile Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"  "But why, Mom? I don't want to go."  "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."  "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"  "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."  "Give me two reasons why I should go to school."  "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Investment :: #3119 By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. VALUE IS IN THE BELIEVING Paper money, like virtue, has value only so long as people believe that it does.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com