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Teachers Jokes :: #587 By from USA. The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it. George raised his hand and he spelled out, "d-i-k-t-a-t-e." The teacher said, "sorry that's wrong" Then she asked Stephen. Stephen slowly spelled out, "d-i-c-k-t-a-t-e." "Sorry" says the teacher, "that's not right either." Next, she asked Fiona After a slight pause Fiona began spelling, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e." "Very good Fiona," applauded the teacher, "that's correct. Now," the teacher continued, "who can use this word in a sentence?" Stephen raised his hand quick as a flash shouting, "I know-I know," "OK" replied the teacher, "please use the word Stephen." Stephen responded, "How did my dictate last night, Fiona?" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Internet and Computing :: #767 By Bill from USA. Planning your own website! Free vs. paid web hosting? Choosing your web host is probably the most important part of setting up a web site. If you're planning to sell anything from your site, you should never use free hosting. What few dollars you may save in reduced cost, will come back at you in lost incomes. Not only are most free hosting companies very slow, but they also insist on advertising on your site. Sometimes even with a popup new browser window which takes seemingly forever to load. For the average personal web site which doesn't sell anything, one of these low-quality hosts may be sufficient.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com