Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for August 16

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for Aug. 16, 2012! Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. The Baker and the Lawyer A baker and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homeswhere they will spend all of eternity. They get into St. Peter's holy vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a platinum road, which turns onto an even grander road paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion where St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says, here is your home for the rest of eternity, enjoy! And if there is anything you need, just let me know. Then St. Peter took the baker to his home, back down the diamond studded boulevard, down the platinum highway, down the street of gold, down an avenue of silver, along a stone alley and down an unpaved footpath to a shack. St Peter says "Here you go" and goes to leave when the baker says "Waitaminute!, how come the lawyer gets the big mansion and I get this shack?" St. Peter says: "Well, bakers are a dime a dozen here, we have never had a lawyer before." Crazy Laws - Kentucky It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License. Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection withany religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100). All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease. It is illegal for minors to play pool without signed permission from their parent or guardian. It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky. In Lexington KY, by law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." In Lexington KY, it is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. In Owensboro KY, a woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission. Ready To Laugh? Come to AhaJokes.com for more fun any time! Visit our funny pics, funny vids, or funny forwards sections for a good laugh!  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2012 Aha!Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahajokes@hotmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someoen else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. We do not randomly send these newsletters out, and you can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list