 | | | 
Kid Jokes :: #1085
By Walt Ernst from Hacienda Heights ca USA.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
Forward this joke to your friends >>
| | | 
Childcare :: #734
By Linda Osborne from Cape Carteret USA.
Relentless toddler "whys"
Next time your toddler asks you the question why about the same thing over and over again, ask him to tell you why. This can lead to a wonderful interactive dialog with him, which helps develop his language skills. Be careful not to criticize his remarks, though. Doing so will discourage him from using his own thought processes to problem solve.
| | | | |
aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com
999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018
1995-2011 © All rights reserved.
Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com
| | |  |
No comments:
Post a Comment