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Idiots :: #22962 By from Unknown A man entered the Emergency room with a nearly severed off ear. A young physician was able to suture it back, saving the ear. The physician asked, "Do you mind telling me how your ear was nearly cut off?" The patient said, "I bit it." The doubting doctor asked, "How did you do that"? The patient said. "I stood on a chair" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Interpersonal Skills :: #2131 By Ayas Ahmed from Dhaka Bangladesh Controlling Anger "Powerful is not he who knocks the other down, indeed powerful is he who controls himself in a fit of anger."     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com