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Police Jokes :: #7295 By Anonymous from USA. A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said: "Call for backup." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #3754 By Neo from USA. Knowledge He who knows not, and knows not he knows not, he is a fool, shun him. He who knows not, and knows he knows not, he is simple, teach him. He who knows, and knows not he knows, he is asleep, awaken him. He who knows, and knows he knows, he is wise follow him. - Kipling -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com