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Lightbulbs Jokes :: #23344 By Bruce Waldie from Canada How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? NONE, they never get the house! Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   Words of Knowledge :: #343 By Phil Chung from Hudson USA. Trust within yourself "Don't go by gossip and rumor, nor by what's told you by others, nor by what you hear said, nor even by the authority of your traditional teachings. Don't go by reasoning, nor by inferring one thing from another, nor by argument about methods, nor from liking an opinion, nor from awe of the teacher and thinking he must be deferred to. "Instead, Kalamas, when you know from within yourselves that certain teachings are not good, that when put into practice they lead to loss and suffering, you must then trust yourselves and reject them." -Anguttara Nikaya     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com