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Religious Jokes :: #14244 By Anonymous from USA. A priest and a taxi driver die and go to heaven. St. peter led the priest to a little hut in the corner of heaven. Then he led the taxi driver to a huge mansion where everyone could admire it. One day, the priest asked St. Peter," If I am a priest and he is a taxi driver, how come he gets a much larger house than me?" St. Peter replied," When you preached about Jesus, people slept." " When the taxi driver drove people around, they prayed." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #343 By Phil Chung from Hudson USA. Trust within yourself "Don't go by gossip and rumor, nor by what's told you by others, nor by what you hear said, nor even by the authority of your traditional teachings. Don't go by reasoning, nor by inferring one thing from another, nor by argument about methods, nor from liking an opinion, nor from awe of the teacher and thinking he must be deferred to. "Instead, Kalamas, when you know from within yourselves that certain teachings are not good, that when put into practice they lead to loss and suffering, you must then trust yourselves and reject them." -Anguttara Nikaya     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com