Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 1st June, 2013

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The Elevator
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A redneck family from outside Little Rock was visiting a city in the North and they were in a mall
for the first time in their lives. The father and son decided to stroll around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy said, "Pa, What's'at?" Pa (never having seen an elevator) said, "Dunno, son. Ain't
never seen nothing like 'at in my whole dang life. Ain't got no idea'r what 'tis."

Then, all of a sudden, while the two watched in amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair
rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and she rolled between them into a small room. The walls
closed and the boy and his father watched as small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued
to watch until the number at the top lit up. And then the small lights commenced to work their way down again.

When the walls opened the next time, out stepped a gorgeous, voluptuous, turbo 24-year-old
blonde woman.

Reverently, and without taking his eyes off the babe, Pa said, quietly, "Boy . . . go . . . git . . .
yo . . . Momma."






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