Monday, June 17, 2013

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The Joke of The Day
Miscellaneous Jokes :: #7413
By Jess from USA.



Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're

suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone's suin' them fast food restaurants for making 'em

fat and cloggin' their hearts with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"

"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?"

"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' can I sue Budweiser

for all them ugly women I've slept with?"




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Miscellaneous :: #1186
By David John Hoffman from Waukegan, IL USA.

Back Stabbing
If you let someone stab you in the back enough times, eventually you will bleed to death.

 
 
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