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Cannibal Jokes :: #690 By annoymous from USA. There were 3 men traveling in the rain forest when tribal men hunting for food captured them. When at the village the tribal leader said that they could live if they did one thing. If they failed they would be killed. The men agreed. So the tribal leader said to go in to the rain forest and bring back 10 pieces of fruit and they have to be of the same kind. The men headed out in to the rain forest. The first man comes back with 10 apples. The tribal leader says that he has to have all 10 of the apples stuffed up his butt with out saying a word or any facial expression of any kind. If he does he will be killed. So it began 1 apple, 2 apples, 3 apples, the man cries out. Bam they kill him and he goes to heaven. The second guy comes he has 10 berries. The tribal leader tells him the same thing. The man agrees. 1 berry, 2 berries, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, the man starts laughing. Bam he is killed and goes to heaven. The first guy says to the second, why did you start laughing, when you only had one more to go and you would be alive. The second guy said that he was doing fine until he saw the third guy coming with 10 watermelons and he couldn't contain his laughter. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #243 By Connie Saunders from Rittman USA. Finding Balance As we age our sense of balance changes. Observing older people changing from a sitting position to a standing position, you will notice that they move tentively, especially those with a sedentary lifestyle. Balance is very important to self-confidence and self-reliance regardless of age. Thus, practicing yoga has a wealth of benefits that improve your balance and improve your self-confidence.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com