A policeman stopped a speeding red sports car, and the first thing he
noticed was that the driver was a very pretty blonde.
He said to her, "You were speeding, can I have a look at your license?"
"What's a license?", said the blonde, showing her complete ignorance.
"It's usually found in your wallet" said the policemen.
She looked for it, found it and gave it to the policeman.
"Can I look at your insurance papers?" asked the policemen.
"What are insurance papers?", said the blonde.
"They're usually in the glove compartment", he said. They looked for
it, and it was there.
The policeman went back to his car to radio back to the station and
check her details. The man on the other end said, "Is she a blonde, in a
red sports car?".
"Yes, she is".
"Well, go back, give her the papers and drop your trousers".
"What!", shouted the policeman.
"Just do it, go back, give her the papers and drop your trousers".
The policemen agreed, and went back. He gave her the papers and dropped
his trousers.
"Oh no," said the blonde, "not another breathalizer!"
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