A guy painting the inside walls of an outhouse fell through the opening and landed in the muck at the bottom. He shouted, "Fire! Fire! Fire! at the top of his lungs.
The fire department responded with sirens roaring as they approached.
"Where's the fire?" asked the chief.
"No fire," replied the painter as they pulled him out of the hole.
"But if I had yelled, 'Shit! Shit! Shit! Who would have rescued me?"
400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.
Relationships :: #2916 By Marie Lynnette from St.Louis USA.
What creates strife? A careless word may kindle strife,
A cruel word may wreck a life;
A timely word may lessen stress,
A loving word may heal and bless.
To Silence Gossip, Refuse to Repeat it.
SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641
Recommended Book 
No comments:
Post a Comment