1) Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
2) If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks
on the doors?
3) Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
4) Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
5) Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
6) Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
7) You know that little indestructible black box that is used on
planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
8) If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when
you turn on the headlights?
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