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whatever Give or Take a Gazillion The Secretary of Defense is briefing President Bush on Iraq. "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "Oh no!" exclaims the president, "That's terrible!" His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands. Finally, he looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: whatever Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/whatever/give-or-take-a-gazillion Add To:    Watch a Funny Joke Everyday Watch our daily featured joke of the day! Dane Cook: "ISolated INcident" on DVD Buy Dane Cook, "ISolated INcident" on DVD!

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