Little Johnny Jokes :: #880
By Bob from USA.
Little Jimmy hears his parents fighting, "You Bitch, You Bastard" and little Jimmy says, "What does that mean?" "Grandma and Grandpa, son." He goes and plays out side and hears these guys talking, "Yeah so I said c'mon stick your dick in my pussy." He asks, "What is dick and pussy." The guys turn around surprised and quickly say, "Hat and coat."
Back in the house he goes upstairs to find his dad shaving. His dad cuts himself and says, "SHIT!" "What does that mean Daddy?" "Oh, um, shaving cream." little Jimmy goes down stairs to watch his mom who is stuffing the turkey. Her ring gets caught and she says, "FUCK!" Little Jimmy says, "What does that mean Mommy?" "Stuffing, son stuffing." Then the doorbell rings and Jimmy goes to open it. It's his grandparents. Little Jimmy says "Hi Bitch, hi Bastard, can I take your dick and pussy? Dad's upstairs putting shit all over his face and Mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
Forward this joke to your friends >>
| | | |  Recommended Book | | | | |   | | The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book
400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis. | | | |
No comments:
Post a Comment