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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #22281 By Anonymous from USA. A gay walks into the doctor's office. He takes off his clothes for examination and the doctor sees a Nicoderm patch at the end of his penis. The doctor says … "Hmmm, that's interesting … does it work?" The guy answers.. "Sure does… I haven't had a butt in three weeks!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Money saving tips :: #560 By Walter Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. Prevent debris from forming in paint cans after opening Everyone is familiar with the problem of opening a previously opened paint can that has been stored for a long period. A film forms on the top, which must be removed before use. If shaken without removing this film, the paint will contain fragments of that film. To prevent this, after closing the first time the paint is used, leave the can out where you will pass it daily. When passing, shake the can thoroughly. Do this for about five days, and then place in storage. This enables the oxygen to be absorbed uniformly through the paint, instead on the top surface. This works well until the can gets less than one-third full, which thereafter requires shaking the contents for more days.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com