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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the
service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man
marry?"

Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he
had an answer so quickly.

"Where did you come up with that answer?"

"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it
up, like the pastor said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4
poorer."
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But from the beginning of the creation God made them male
and female. For this cause shall a man leave his father and
mother, and cleave to his wife; and they twain shall be one
flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh. What
therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
-Mark 10:6

And this have ye done again, covering the altar of the LORD
with tears, with weeping, and with crying out, insomuch that
he regardeth not the offering any more, or receiveth it with
good will at your hand.

Yet ye say, Wherefore? Because the LORD hath been witness
between thee and the wife of thy youth, against whom thou
hast dealt treacherously: yet is she thy companion, and the
wife of thy covenant.

And did not he make one? Yet had he the residue of the spirit.
And wherefore one? That he might seek a godly seed. Therefore
take heed to your spirit, and let none deal treacherously
against the wife of his youth.

For the LORD, the God of Israel, saith that he hateth putting
away: for one covereth violence with his garment, saith the
LORD of hosts: therefore take heed to your spirit, that ye
deal not treacherously. -Malachi 2:14

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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