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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #2186
By B. Walters from USA.
A man is watching TV and one of his daughters comes up to him and asks," Daddy, why did you name me Rose?"" Because when you were born, a beautiful rose petal fell on your head and we just had to name you Rose," he replies. The next daughter shows up and asks, "Daddy, why did you name me Lily?" "Because when you were born a water lily petal fell on your head and we decided to name you Lily." In the other room you hear "aaaaaaahhhhhkuidkasdhfasf, hjkhhksejhhffukfpaoe", and the father yells," SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK
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Famous quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.
QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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