A little boy hears the word whorehouse in school and asks his father
what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies: "Well, uh...
you go there to... have a good time." The boy starts screaming and
hollering that he wants to go there too, but his father insists that
he's too young.
Saturday night his dad and a few friends go to "Suzie's" to "have a
good time", not knowing the little boy is following them.
After his father leaves, the little boy enters the whorehouse and tells
the madame that he wants to have a good time. She's a bit puzzled at
first, but being a kind-hearted lady she gives him three doughnuts and
tells him to leave.
Later that night he comes home, his parents all worried. His father
approaches him first and asks him where he's been.
"IN A WHOREHOUSE!" he screams proudly.
"WHAT? Well... uh... how was it?"
"I managed the first two without any problem, but I just licked the
last."
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