Driving my friend Steve and his girlfriend to the airport, I passed a
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Steve's girlfriend glanced up at it and announced, "I suppose if I
drank a six-pack of that brand, I'd look like her."
"No," Steve corrected. "If I drank a six-pack, you'd look like her."
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