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Little Johnny Jokes :: #18462 By swaraj from kingstree SC USA. The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, "My daddy fell in well last week." "Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?" "He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Money saving tips :: #560 By Walter Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. Prevent debris from forming in paint cans after opening Everyone is familiar with the problem of opening a previously opened paint can that has been stored for a long period. A film forms on the top, which must be removed before use. If shaken without removing this film, the paint will contain fragments of that film. To prevent this, after closing the first time the paint is used, leave the can out where you will pass it daily. When passing, shake the can thoroughly. Do this for about five days, and then place in storage. This enables the oxygen to be absorbed uniformly through the paint, instead on the top surface. This works well until the can gets less than one-third full, which thereafter requires shaking the contents for more days.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com