Sunday, February 28, 2010

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 28th February, 2010

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Apple Does It Again!
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about

men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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