Saturday, February 27, 2010

Useless Facts

Useless Facts

Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a
poisonous spider?

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to
death.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

Starfishes haven't got brains.

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