Clean Joke of the Day

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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

While on vacation in a busy tourist area, Lila called a
cafe to make reservations for 7:00 pm.

Checking her book, the cheery hostess said, "I'm sorry, but
all we have is 6:45 pm. Would you like that?"

"That's fine," Lila replied.

"Okay," the hostess confirmed. Then she added, "Just be
advised that you may have to wait 15 minutes for your
table."
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Rest in the LORD, and wait patiently for him: fret not
thyself because of him who prospereth in his way, because
of the man who bringeth wicked devices to pass. Cease from
anger, and forsake wrath: fret not thyself in any wise to
do evil.

For evildoers shall be cut off: but those that wait upon
the LORD, they shall inherit the earth. For yet a little
while, and the wicked shall not be: yea, thou shalt
diligently consider his place, and it shall not be. But the
meek shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves
in the abundance of peace. -Psalms 37:7

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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