It was Schneider's birthday, and that morning there was a knock on the
door. "Telegram!"
He opened the door excitedly, "Is it a singing telegram?" Schneider
asked the messenger boy.
"No Sir. We don't do singing telegrams anymore."
"I've always wanted a singing telegram. Can't you bend the rules and
make an old man happy?"
"Sorry."
"Please," begged Schneider. "Today's my birthday."
"Oh, all right," said the boy, "Dah-dah dah... dah-dah-dah, your sister
Rose is dead!"
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