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Lawyer Jokes :: #20829 By Anonymous from USA. A lawyer phoned the governor's mansion shortly after midnight. "I need to talk to the governor, it's an emergency!" exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the governor's assistant agreed to wake him up. "So, what is it that's so important that it can't wait until morning?" grumbled the governor. "Judge Pierson just died, and I want to take his place," beg the attorney. "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the mortuary," replied the governor. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Love & Dating :: #4041 By Cenk Butunley from London United Kingdom Online Dating Safety Tips Here are some online and offline dating tips for: Online dating 1. Do not include any personal information in your profile. Reputable dating sites have a privacy policy so that their members can be part of a safe online dating environment and any personal information given will not be revealed to others. 2. Take your time getting to know someone online before giving any personal information about yourself and before arranging to meet. 3. Don't lie in your profile or upload a fake photograph. Do you want to meet someone who is faking his/her identity or photo? 4. It is a good idea to set up a free email account like yahoo. This way you do not have to use your main personal email address in the event that you no longer wish to have contact with a member. 5. Be careful if you think a member is lying to you. Beware of someone who pressures you for anything including personal details or an early date. 6. If someone is making you feel uncomfortable stop messaging him/her. Reputable dating sites provide features for you to report inappropriate messaging or even blocking these users. Offline dating 1. If you would like to meet someone "offline" only reveal minimal information to begin with. Start with your email address and then maybe your mobile. As email and even phone number can be changed easily if necessary. 2. If you call another member use the "block my number" feature to prevent your number appearing on his/her phone. 3. If you arrange to meet someone, always make sure the meeting point is in a public place and preferably in daylight for the first meeting. Always let someone else know who you are going to meet, where you are going and what time you should be back home. 4. If you're drinking alcohol, don't drink too much and never leave your drink unattended. 5. Finally, be sensible and trust your instincts – they are usually right!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com