A rich widow from the South, hired a Chinese fellow that still had a
lot of trouble with our language, to be a "handyman" around the house.
He had only worked there one day when she noticed he had done a lousy
job cleaning the downstairs floor and had gone back upstairs to watch
TV.
She lost her temper and yelled up to him, "Ling, come here likity
split!"
Ling answered, "I come but I no lickey de split!"
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