Lewis, who had problems with premature ejaculation, went to a sex shop
for a remedy. The clerk handed him a little yellow can and said, "This
is Stay-Hard Spray; put on a little and you can go all night!"
Delighted, Lewis took it home, stowed it on the cellar shelf, and
waited eagerly for bedtime, when he sprayed some on and went upstairs to
his wife. However, it seemed to make him come quicker than ever.
The next day he returned to the sex shop, slammed the can down on the
counter, and snapped, "This stuff makes me worse than before!"
Upon reading the label, the clerk asked, "Did you hide this stuff on
the cellar shelf?"
"Yeah, so?" said the disgruntled customer.
"You must have grabbed the wrong can. This is Easy-Off."
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