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Marriage Jokes :: #13182 By Anonymous from USA. A woman walks up to her husband and says "Honey, give me $100.00. I found a beautiful dress I want, and it's on sale! The husband, without taking his eyes off the TV, says "I'm not gonna give you $100.00. You have plenty of dresses." The wife says "We both work and it's not just your money. It's our money. Give me $100.00. The husband turns off the T.V., stands, and takes off his pants. "Put these on!" he says. The wife looks at his huge britches, and says, "I can't wear your pants, and they're too big." The man, with a satisfied smile, says "That's right...'cause I wear the pants in the family". The wife takes off her pants and says, "Put these on!!! The husband says, "I can't get into your pants!" The wife, with a satisfied smile, says "That's right.... you can't.... and you won't.... until I have that $100.00!!! Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Sustainability :: #5157 By Anonymous from USA. Mold in the bathroom To remove mold from the grout between the bathroom tiles in a spray bottle mix ½ cup 3% hydrogen peroxide solution and 1 cup of water and spray on the problem areas. Let dry, then wipe down the area. Note: hydrogen peroxide loses its potency when exposed to air so buy a small bottle and discard after use.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com