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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

An office reports they have an answering machine that
instructs callers to leave their name and address, and to
spell any difficult words.

Early one Monday when the secretary was reviewing the
weekend messages, she heard an enthusiastic young woman
recite her name and address and then confidently offer...

"My difficult word is reconciliation.
R-E-C-O-N-C-I-L-I-A-T-I-O-N."
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Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou
shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger
of the judgment: but I say unto you, That whosoever is angry
with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the
judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca,
shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say,
Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there
rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee; leave
there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be
reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift.
-Matthew 5:21

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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