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Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #4545 By from Unknown A guy and his date went up to his apartment, the guy takes off his shirt and points to his abs and says, "see two 2,000 pounds of dynamite." he takes off his pants and points to his thighs and says, "see two 2,000 pounds of dynamite." he takes off his underwear and the girl screams and picks up her purse and runs out the door. He chases after her and says, "What's the matter?" She replies, "I saw two 2,000 pounds of dynamite without a wick!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Sustainability :: #20 By Gemma P. from Chicago USA. Conserve Water To conserve water: Do not run water while brushing your teeth. It is unnecessary to waste water while brushing your teeth. Only run the water when rinsing your brush. It is a habit one can acquire easily and can be done for the rest of your life!     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com