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Entertainment Jokes :: #19990 By Anonymous from USA. A drunk guy approaches a cute girl in a singles bar. "Hi Babe, how about a date? He says. "Don't waste your time. I never go out with a perfect stranger." "It seems we are both in luck. I'm far from perfect." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Sustainability :: #20 By Gemma P. from Chicago USA. Conserve Water To conserve water: Do not run water while brushing your teeth. It is unnecessary to waste water while brushing your teeth. Only run the water when rinsing your brush. It is a habit one can acquire easily and can be done for the rest of your life!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com