The female always makes the rules.
The rules are subject to change at any given point of time.
The female can change her mind at any given point of time.
The male must never change his mind without express written consent
from the female.
The female is never wrong.
If the female seems wrong, it is because of some flagrant
misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or
said wrong.
If the rule above applies, the male must apologize immediately for
causing the misunderstanding.
The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The male must remain calm at all times unless the female WANTS him to
be angry or upset.
Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
The male cannot, under any circumstances, diagnose PMS.
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