Reasons Why Cyber Sex is so Popular
All guys look like George Cloony and all women like Pamela Anderson.
Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional.
Easier to hide a laptop if someone walks in.
Everybody assumes "clinton@whitehouse.gov" is just an alias.
If the date goes bad, changing your Screen Name is easier then changing
your real name.
If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake up next to a keyboard.
It's easy to turn a computer on--just flip the switch.
Monitor size doesn't matter.
No need to say, "I have a headache"--just claim you couldn't dial into
your account.
No trips to the doctor if you catch a computer virus.
The low cost of commitment: only ISP charges.
They never have to know you live in your parents basement.
Three words: No shotgun weddings.
Viagra! Who needs Viagra?
Virtual dancing baby easier to care for than real one.
You can exercise your offensive habits without embarrassing yourself.
You never spend a penny on deodorant, perfume, or Mentos.
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