Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they came upon this
harem with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with
all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all
these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must
pay for what you have done today. You will each die and in a way
corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a
living.
"I'm a cop", says the first man. "Alright women, shoot his penis off!",
said the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a
living.
"I'm a firemen", said the second man.
"Alright women, burn his penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?"
And the third man answered, with a big smile on his face, "I'm a
lollipop salesman!"
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