Military Jokes :: #22541
By Anonymous from USA.
A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Washington bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come to work for him as his valet.
"Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army," the general said. "Nothing to it --- you'll catch on again fast." Next morning promptly at seven o'clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general's bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gently shake, strode around to the other side of the bed, spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and said, "OK, sweetheart, it's back to the village for you."
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