Friday, November 23, 2012

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The Joke of The Day
Elderly Jokes :: #20469
By Anonymous from USA.

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at

the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy

25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her

youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens

intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At

the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the

trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They

are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to

marry you?' 'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her

you were only 50?' Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'




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Famous Quote :: #439
By Jaydrian Carter from Akron USA.

Be courageous
He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.

-- Muhammad Ali

 
 
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