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Kids & Family Jokes :: #60
By Brenda Rottman from USA.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"
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Words of Knowledge :: #611
By ANYIMAN OGU from FESTAC TOWN LAGOS Nigeria
LIFE AS IT IS
LIFE IS LIKE A PHYSICAL EXERCISE.
TO THE WEAK, A BITTER PUNISHMENT AND
TO THE STRONG A SOURCE OF ENJOYMENT.
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