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Marriage Jokes :: #138
By Louis Kollek from USA.
On their wedding night, Bruce displays his member to his new virgin bride and tells her it's the only one in the world.
She, of course, believes him. He's gone to a conference for a couple of weeks. He returns, only to be questioned by his new wife. 'Bruce,' she says, 'I thought you said you had the only one in the world. But Harry at the drug store has one too.'
'Well, er,' Bruce flusters, 'Harry and I were in the war together, I had two, so I gave him one of mine.'
'Oh. Well, why did you give him the best one?'
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Proverbs :: #1508
By Matthew L. from Anaheim USA.
Life in a glass
An Optismisitc person see the glass of water as half full, the Pessimistic person see it half empty, the Blessed Man will just drink it.
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