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Quotes :: #18478 By lonestar from monroe Mi USA. The golden years I cannot see I cannot pee I have no heart I cant fart My hearing sinks my memory shrinks My body's drooping got trouble pooping The golden years have come at last The golden years can kiss my *** Forward this joke to your friends >>   Interpersonal Skills :: #1732 By Jamie Khalidi from Mumbai India Silence is Golden Speech needs company; silence needs solitude Speech wants to conquer others; silence helps conquer oneself Speech demands respect, silence commands it Speech is self -expression; silence is self-experience Speech is mind bound, silence is soul bound Speech asserts ego; silence effaces it Speech dissipates ego; silence conserves it Speech is human; silence is divine Speech receives appreciation; silence receives adoration Great works are inspired by speech but written in silence Life is a flower; silence is its fragrance We surround ourselves with noise, because we are uncomfortable with silence. We fill our lives with distractions, because we are reluctant to confront     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com