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Blonde Jokes :: #801
By Josh from Layton Utah USA.
A blonde walks into a shoe store and finds a pair of shoes she likes, she then asks the sales man what they are made of and the sales man says "they are made out of alligator", then proceeds to tell her that they cost $300.00. She says no way am I paying that much for these shoes, I'll go and get my own. She then goes home, grabs a gun, and heads out to the swamp; she sees an alligator stick his head up out of the water and she shoots it. She then wrestles the alligator onto shore and drags him up next to five others, flips him over and says dam nit, this one isn't wearing any shoes either.
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Education :: #2844
By Junad Alom from United Kingdom
Choosing your subjects
When choosing the subjects for enrolling in college or university, choose those subjects/courses, which interest you. Do not choose those, which somebody tells you to. Pick those subjects, which you are capable of doing. Somebody else may tell you to pick their favorite subjects so that you can be like them. But at the end of the day, it is your education.
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